well for starters , I feel a lot of rage in me today, so I'll start off quoting of a song by Limp Bizkit which kind of captures my mood right now..
"Break Stuff"
Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!
hehe...that feels better...some times nothing like music and head banging mindlessly to take the edge off..Now to today's topic....I have sworn and used abusive words for as long as I can remember. Right from my 1st standard where i remember using idiot which was the one permissible word allowed by my parents..anything else resulted in us kids (sis/bro/me) having to kneel in front of the altar and solemnly apologise to God and to the recepient of the abuse that we wud never do the same again. Then the word Bastard that made its appearence around age of 10, fuck ard 11, and pretty much all connotations that could be made using these words followed...so u had the f**ckin blowjob, the mother/sisters, the pricks, bitches, cocks, all coming in...all adding immense colour to my language...it of course helped to be in engineering where swearing in every sentence was almost a must. Poor Leticia being the only girl had to bear the brunt of listenin to every possible english,konkani and English bad word possible for 4 years. :)
Well, being the abuse connousier that I am , here's my favourite list of innovative abuse words:
1) sterilised penis of a rabid dog: This sounds absolutely amazing in Konkani but unfortunately I dont possess the prowess of Levlin who invented this abuse back in engineering to counter Amey Panvelkar's patented ....-->
2) Badkachi vavti fudd.... This is such a disgusting abuse that non-konkani knowers would be better off not knowing the translation... :)
3)Kalchi kuslele kodi: for the vegeterian abusers , this one is nice ...Literally translated it means Yesterday's spoilt curry...It came in very handy whilst dealing with an extremely spoilt brat of a girl who though no end of herself... :)
4)KLPD: for the full form, all you need to do is JFGI... (Just fuckin google it).. just the very thought of it makes u balk..at least the guys would... :)
5)For an east meets west abuse, none better than Nick's patented, you fuckin bhench**t...for some reason its much more easier to type in fucking rather than hindi/konkani abuses which sound twice as worse... :)
6) The black hole: no prizes for guessing what this refers too,,,and ppl from the kerala trip who were on the balcony wud not forget the context in which i used it either especially the person who i referred to in it..
7) The blood sucking parasite:used to refer to certain people who can do nothing other than suck the life out of u one drop at a time...
thats all i can think of right now...i guess I may lose all friends who used to view my blog, if any after this one... :) ...so i guess I better get started next on the corniest one liners/ love lines that I have used/heard used....:)
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two whole years with u...n ive definitely heard all the above n more..the most innovative gaalis ever!! m sure if i think hard enuff i cud probably continue this list..!n m guessing i know whom u were referrin to in the black hole episode on the balcony in Munnar!
ReplyDeletehehe.... I think no1 who spent that night on the balcony in Munnar wud ever forget...for that matter, I still think that probably was the best night of the entire trip...Pity I dont remember too much of it!!
ReplyDeletecan u please give the meaning of all those gallis?
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