The corniest lines ever

After yesterday's relatively dark n gloomy post, its time to liven up things a bit. What better way than making fun of myself and a few friends? So here's a post reliving some of the corniest cheesiest lines that I've used/experienced/ heard being used.... :)

Line 5 is a song. The song 'inside out' by bryan adams? Brilliant song, amazing lyrics. A brilliant song to dedicate to budding relationships. The lyrics of this song (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bryanadams/insideout.html) are so outstanding that most of the time no more effort needs to be put in. It works! ;) . Of course, I dedicate this song only to friends that I genuinely like and trust and till date all of the women I have dedicated this song to are awesome friends with me. Athough that might change when they realise that I have dedicated this song to almost all of them ... :)

Line 4 is a line I ve used/heard twice. On a particular occasion, there was this girl who looks absolutely stunning and who had done me an a really big favour. And I went like,'Heaven must be missing an angel, coz U are here on earth with me..!! :) . and btw, just for the record, I absolutely meant it!!

Line 3 is by a friend of mine who when her boyfriend pierced his hand with a safety pin to demonstrate his love for came up with,'U can't hurt this hand .. This hand is not just yours, It is mine as well..!!

Line 2 is a line used on me by one of my former girls. On valentine's day 2000, I had gifted her with a soft toy (teddy bear) which had a lil sign on it saying, 'Be mine'...To that she responded. 'U didnt need to give me a teddy bear saying this...I am already yours...' Today, I laugh in amusement at that line but back then when I was just a kid, it seemed so candy floss romantic!!

Line 1, the supremo, the best ever line belongs to a friend of mine. Its a pretty simple line...Start talking to the girl by any means possible, then gradually one day slip in the line which goes like this,'I am an introvert by nature' But U make me feel so comfortable that i feel absolutely free with you...hehehe...You would think with a line like that no one wud ever buy it....well your wrong..The friend picked up 24 women in 2 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Over n out.....